J-ZONE PRESENTS: GATORS N' FURS.

J-Zone & Chief Chinchilla present...GATOR$-n-FUR$
February 2008: AINT NO LUV!


The hate parade brought by the hate brigade continues! Now it's Cupid's turn to get a crossbow shot in his ass.

Everybody knows February brings some nice things. NBA All-Star weekend (yo ESPN, license "A Friendly Game Of Basketball" from me again so I can make $ome mo money), me and Chief Chinchilla's birthdays and good deals on winter clothes. But unfortunately it brings the absolute worst holiday of all...Valentines Day.

Chief Chinchilla and I are so disgusted at the thought of such a terrible awful holiday that we're dedicating an hour of our lives to make your Valentines Day as miserable as ours and we're letting the hate marinate for an entire month (February is short so the next show will come a week late in March).

This one day is just a way for Hallmark to make some bank. But oh no no no, not in the land of Gator$-n-Fur$. Actually, we DEMAND all Gator$-N-Fur$ fans boycott Valentines Day this year and celebrate Black Thursday instead...meaning WEAR ALL BLACK on Feb 14. No red & white, absolutely not. If you're in a relationship, we aint hatin. Dinner is cool, but no big ass fuckin teddy bears, no candy, and lord jesus no cute HTML glitter myspace comments. I'm deleting those this year. If you and your partner are over 18 have a myspace page just for yourselves as a couple...you're disqualified. You suck. Remove yourself from the land of Gator$-n-Fur$ immediately, you don't deserve us. If you're caught doing any of the above, you're off the team! Without further ado, from sad to savage, we present some of the best anti-love songs...

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Men lie, women lie...but Gator$-n-Fur$ tell it like it is!!!!!!

Love always,

J-Zone aka Mr. Don't Holla aka $ir Charge

and

Chief Chinchilla aka The Onion Ring Pimp aka PETA's Worst Nightmare

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